#579
"SHANMUGU, TOILET MEETINGS, AND BOMBS
He redefined English. They made the toilet a meeting place.
We bombed them both.
Shanmugarathnam our beloved Physics teacher spoke English like no other. With his drawling tamil accented Enguleeesh made our physics lectures more unendurable. We loved to taunt him, so that we could enjoy his lectures on behavior rather than listen to him explain the Newdon's therd lauvvv.
The Cleopatras had a strange affinity towards the girls toilet. Of course they had to use a toilet more suited for their needs, but several girls going together to use a toilet, that can accommodate only one person (depending on what or who you plan on doing there ;) ), creates wild doubts in our heads o:). But they loved going there together and holding daily meetings. I believe they hid away from their fandom.
Our classroom had a locked door that would've opened into the girl's toilet corridor. One day the girls were discussing in the toilet corridor standing close to the door in our classroom, before the physics period. Loki had brought some sweet smelling perfume packets, which released the perfume when pressed from both sides of the packet, after a few seconds delay. Someone I can't remember ( O:) ) slipped one under the door.
Maybe they took the gas to have come from the toilet or one of them, but It took quite some time for the Cleopatras to realize that they had been fart bombed.
We were listening by the door and heard satisfying screams of disgust and the sound of them hurrying away from the toilet.
The girls entered the class room just as Shanmugu was entering the class. We were having a difficult time keeping our faces straight as Shanmugu sat on his chair. The girls had no time to recover as the another fart bomb placed under his chair went off!
Now we were victims to the smell as well, but Shanmugu trying his best to pretend that the smell was not coming from his vicinity was priceless.
The girls started sitting in their seats, and when Johnny Depp's secret lover was moving to her seat, the other fart bomb hidden under her table went off! Shanmugu heard the sound and smelt what followed.
Shan connected the laws of physigs and smelhlhs and found the fart bomb under his chair. It's not hard to figure what happened next noh? o:)"
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